Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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