sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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