I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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