idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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