also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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