She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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