Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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