he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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