As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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