My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
is it fun? or sober?
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