you would pick up someone in the library
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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