THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize