video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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