I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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