I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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