i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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