she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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