I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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