If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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