apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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