are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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