you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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