Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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