are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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