so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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