where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
