Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
