So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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