Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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