I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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