But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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