This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have already put on my inside pants.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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