i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he was CRYING into my vagina
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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