I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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