Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
wrigley field is MILF paradise
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've blown a few things in my day
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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