I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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