He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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