i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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