Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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