I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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