do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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