I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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