Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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