maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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