thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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