new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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