Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We have started to decorate penises.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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