I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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