We need to rekindle our bromance
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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