did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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