Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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