definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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