): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Mom said you looked used
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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