i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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