Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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