whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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