wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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