would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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