doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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